Staff
Sidney
AKA El Commandante
Common Share intelligence has discovered this man to be the illegitimate son of a little known Latin dictator. His air of superiority and apparent machismo is belied by his corny jokes and pointless stories. Don’t look directly into his eyes during conversation or you will fall into a hypnotic state. The staff is still trying to determine whether he is sporting a Wave Nouveau, a Jherri Curl or an overgrown S-Curl. He claims to be a black Colombian. Right. The mystery that is Sidney continues. Any relevant information would be greatly appreciated.