
Though Jason claims to be from Gaithersburg, underground sources have revealed that he is actually a fifty-seven year old disgraced member of La Cosa Nostra, Brooklyn Chapter. Plastic surgery and the witness protection program have allowed this "young man" to lead a new and closely guarded life at The Common Share. Rumor has it that HBO’s "The Sopranos" is loosely based on his life before The Share. We ain’t buying that Gaithersburg story. Unless, of course, he make us a deal we can’t refuse. We ain’t that stupid.